Total Medals Earned: 449 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,185 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (150/150 points)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Complete your morning
Find a way downtown
Complete your list of errands
Enjoy the park!
Your tummy has a bit of the rumblies
How should you spend your free time?
Time to unwind
Better get ready for bed!
The day's over
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (65/65 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Kill at least 50 enemies in a bonus round
Complete the game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 19/41 (165/1,000 points)
Change the wallpaper
Make the cursor fabulous
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