Total Medals Earned: 524 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,440 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (200/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (435/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/35 points)
Save a stick as a PNG.
Show support for the Anti-Distraction Dance Movement.
B-Baka...?!?!
We're all very proud of what you've done here today.
Medals Earned: 8/15 (45/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/60 points)
View all the art.
Watch the entire collab and credits all the way through, without skipping.
Find the second Easter Egg.
Find the first Easter Egg.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (150/150 points)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Complete your morning
Find a way downtown
Complete your list of errands
Enjoy the park!
Your tummy has a bit of the rumblies
How should you spend your free time?
Time to unwind
Better get ready for bed!
The day's over
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 10/20 (90/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)